hogwartskidsproblems:

#It’s like Voldemort signed onto a reality show #Keeping Up With The Death Eaters

growlithed:

i dont procrastinate because im lazy i procrastinate because theres so much shit i need to do and its fucking overwhelming and i distance myself from it and do things that bring at least some enjoyment and then i get even more overwhelmed when ive procrastinated for too long i cant win its a vicious cycle

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did-you-kno:

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me: whoa it sure is late, time to go to be-
me: is that a 30,000 word fanfic

alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

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sloth-grunge:

do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby

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21 May 13 at 9 pm

Interviewer: I don’t want to burst your bubble, but you do know about Santa. You know the secret about Santa?

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