i dont procrastinate because im lazy i procrastinate because theres so much shit i need to do and its fucking overwhelming and i distance myself from it and do things that bring at least some enjoyment and then i get even more overwhelmed when ive procrastinated for too long i cant win its a vicious cycle
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why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
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do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby
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Interviewer: I don’t want to burst your bubble, but you do know about Santa. You know the secret about Santa?
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